Here is an interesting take on people from various states of India.. HILLARIOUS!
One Bengali is a poet.
Two Bengalis is a film society.
Three Bengalis is a political party.
Four Bengalis is two political parties.
One Punjabi is a 100 kg hulk named Pinky.
Two Punjabis is a Pinky with his brother Twinky.
Three Punjabis is an assault on the McAloo Tikkis at the local
Four Punjabis is a combined IQ equal to one.
One Bihari is Laloo Prasad Yadav.
Two Biharis is a booth-capturing squad.
Three Biharis is caste killing.
Four Biharis is the entire literate population of Patna.
One Mallu is a coconut stall.
Two Mallus is a boat race.
Three Mallus is a Gulf job racket.
Four Mallus is an oil slick.
One UP bhaiyya is a milkman.
Two UP bhaiyyas is a halwai shop.
Three UP bhaiyyas is a fist-fight in the UP assembly.
Four UP bhaiyyas is a destruction squad!!
One Gujju is a share-broker in a Bombay train.
Two Gujjus is a rummy game in a Bombay train.
Three Gujjus is Bombay’s noisiest restaurant.
Four Gujjus is a stock market scam.
One Andhraite is a chilli farmer.
Two Andhraites is a software company in New Jersey.
Three Andhraites is a Naxalite outfit.
Four Andhraites is a song-and-dance number in a Telugu movie.
One Kashmiri is a carpet salesman.
Two Kashmiris is a carpet factory.
Three Kashmiris is a terrorist outfit.
Four Kashmiris is a shoot-at-sight order.
One Tam-Brahm is a priest at the Vardarajaperumal temple.
Two Tam-Brahms is a maths tuition class.
Three Tam-Brahms is a queue outside the U.S consulate at 4 a.m.
Four Tam-Brahms is a Thyagaraja music festival in Santa Clara .
One Bombayite is a footpath vada-pav stall.
Two Bombayites is a film studio.
Three Bombayites is a slum.
Four Bombayites is the number of people standing on your foot in the
train at rush hour.!!
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