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Unwilling to help??

Have you ever travelled on a plane? Do you listen to that monotonous speech from the flight attendants before every take off? There is one portion that constantly makes me sit up:

"if you are sitting in the rows marked "Not for Children", please get acquainted with the evacuation procedures from the card in the front pocket. Anyone unable or unwilling to help, may please let us know….."

Ok, so who in that plane is the one who – when the plane is burning or crash landing – would be UNWILLING to help in the evacuation and keep sleeping off or laugh around? Forget the bloody row.. I want that guy OUT of my plane! I don’t want folks who are such sadists anywhere near the plane when it is in emergency mode!

He ought to be somewhere in there since these flight attendants keep talking of him all the time! Its time we do some serious racial profiling.. to get all those unwilling to help out of the line and make them do some 100 rounds of the airport before they can get to board the plane. I want to tackle their unwillingness head on!! Make them pay for it!!

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Desh Kapoor

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