An Indian Civilizational Perspective

Why God Never Got Tenure as a Professor

This is funny.. got it from a site.. this list is based on the biblical God of course.

  • 1. He had only one major publication.
  • 2. It was in Hebrew.
  • 3. It had no references.
  • 4. It wasn’t published in a refereed journal.
  • 5. Some even doubt he wrote it himself.
  • 6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then?
  • 7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
  • 8. The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results.
  • 9. He never applied to the Ethics Board for permission to use human subjects.
  • 10. When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it up by drowning the subjects.
  • 11. When subjects didn’t behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample.
  • 12. He rarely came to class, just told students to read the Book.
  • 13. Some say he had his son teach the class.
  • 14. He expelled his first two students for learning.
  • 15. Although there were only ten requirements, most students failed his tests.
  • 16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountaintop.
  • PLUS, he never got an article published in the Journal of Finance.

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