The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, ‘I’m from the government and I’m here to help.’
– Ronald Reagan
Lack of money is no obstacle. Lack of an idea is an obstacle.
– Ken Hakuta
The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
– Casey Stengel
The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence.
– HL Mencken
Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.
– Laurence J. Peter
Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.
– Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
An economist is a surgeon with an excellent scalpel and a rough-edged lancet, who operates beautifully on the dead and tortures the living.
– Nicholas Chamfort
I’m living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
– Lee cummings
Communism is like one big phone company.
– Lenny Bruce