An Indian Civilizational Perspective

FINALLY! The Aliens have contacted!

fishing.JPGThe Aliens are finally coming! I mean we have been looking for them, waiting for them, making movies about them, befriending them in our soaps and fighting them… and also collecting their left overs from the crashed UFOs. Now, they have decided to send a signal to a telescope in Puerto Rico. Hmmm liking for the Latinos huh! 🙂

Now, there is a problem! We have reecived this anomolous signal – but what do we send in return? What if “Thank you” sound like an F-word to them? What if “HI” means “Kill you”? The scientists are now meeting to discuss the “reply”. That’s a cool problem to have..

Of course, as the picture here would suggest, these aliens may be fishing in our seas and oceans already using their laser “fishing rods” and sucking our ponds DRY …. OBVIOUSLY adding to the global warming! Damn them!

So, with an estimated 10,000 intelligent civilizations “out there” (Drake Equation) and not knowing their cultures (heck we don’t even know the culture of the guy in the next street!).. is it advisable to even reply or contact? Some guys are advising caution to the reply plans.

Well, who knows maybe these guys can help us understand how to tackle the terrorism issues – they may have faced their own – and what to use when we are done with our oil? Maybe their blood has some oil-like qualities? Then it might be nice to have them multiply and colonize them? We on earth are pretty good at doing that, aren’t we?

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