Here is an interesting compilation of 10 lessons from 2007 (sent by Nandi)
Life is sexually transmitted.
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the internet and they won’t bother you for weeks.
Some people are like a Slinky .. Not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut save you $30.00?
In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
And The Number 1 Thought of 2007: (This I would change – to something more “global” in nature)
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven’t got a clue as to where
millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration Osama Bin Laden and his friends are after 7 years of search! Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Department of Homeland Security in the US!
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