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Asking for Pay Increase..

A Mexican maid asked her boss for a pay increase.

Her boss was anoyed at this and asked, ‘Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?’

Maria: ‘Well, Senora, there are three reasons why I want an increase… The first is that I iron better than you.’

Wife: ‘Who said you iron better than me?’

Maria: ‘Your husband said so.’

Wife: ‘Oh.’

Maria: ‘The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.’

Wife: ‘Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?’

Maria: ‘Your husband did.’

Wife: ‘Oh.’

Maria: ‘My third reason is that I am a better lover than you..’

Wife (really furious now): ‘Did my husband say that as well?’

Maria: ‘No Senora, the gardener did.’

Wife: ‘Ok… So how much did you say you wanted?’

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Desh Kapoor

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