An Indian Civilizational Perspective

The so-called "Indian Hand" in Pakistan Terror is… well…. uncut!

Pakistan is now saying – after initially totally denying for all along – that there was an “Indian hand” in the attack on Sri Lankan team. [1] To normal and intelligent people this is nonsense to begin with knowing the type of attack and how those folks melted into Lahore’s street without trace!

One would assume that Pakistani administration would have a rather scientific way of identifying the Indian “hand” (or is it euphemism for something “else’?). It seems that the litmus test or the most important test for Pakistanis has been checking out the corpses on the scene and identifying if the persons killed (specially the militants) were circumcised or not. Just that. One look at you-know-what and voila.. Indian “hand” is certain!

Why? Because the folk-lore goes in that part of the world that EVERY Muslim on the earth is circumcised and since India = Hindu/Sikh anyways (of course, they are certain that no Muslim soldier or spy is ever recruited.. and if he is.. he won’t fight against Pakistan… so go figure!)… this is the conclusive proof for.. the “Hand” from across the border! 🙂

Well, this would have been fine, but the doctors started coming across some of the injured Pakistani soldiers from a certain area in Pakistan who were “full-bodied” (not circumcised).

Now TOI has come out saying that there are certain tribes in Pakistan – Muslims all – where circumcision is not popular![2] And this area – tribal Waziristan Pashtun areas – is by some wonder also the area where Tehreek-e-Taliban or Pakistani taliban comes from! Most of the “uncut” soldiers were from the Frontier Constabulary from Waziristan as well.

In a rather strange twist, Kamran Khan, a legislator from Waziristan in Pakistan’s lower house of parliament told TOI that the reason why circumcision is not popular or common in this area of hard core Islamists is because they do not have access to either a decent hospital or a barber. In rural areas, barbers do the “deed”.

So there you go – the “hand” that bites is the “hand” that lies within.. and it is …. well… uncut! 🙂

Reference Links:

1. Indian hand in attack on Sri Lanka team: Pak
2. Circumcision no longer acid test to identify Indian spies

Get Drishtikone Updates
in your inbox

Subscribe to Drishtikone updates and get interesting stuff and updates to your email inbox.

4 Comments
  1. Anonymous says

    You’re a typical retarded Indian talking bullcrap!.India is not the land of milk and honey as you seem to think but a place crawling with mice and some 300 million souls living below the poverty line not too many all the oppression of minorities as seen in Gujarat and Assam a few years back..

    Your booming IT sector only enhances the lives of a few million that are involved so don’t fool yourself by thinking that you’re a fully developed nation.Fact is that it will take you hundreds of years to live like civil human beings where everyone can go to bed on a full stomach.

    Also let me tell you that Zaid Hamid is a hero who has seen conventional warfare thus is in a far better position to comment then some washed up patriot who probably drinks cow urine and regularly washes in the filthy Ganges!.The fact that his views greatly anger you people is a credit to him furthermore he’s correct in saying that India will fall apart sooner or later.

    Your RAW is certainly involved in terrorist activities in NWFP and Balochistan as clearly proved by many independent sources so this “butter won’t melt in our mouth” attitude is fooling no one!.Pakistan and the ISI should equally bombard India and openly support the many separatist movements within especially when elections are around the corner!.I say strike whilst the iron is hot!!

  2. Anonymous says

    You’re a typical retarded Indian talking bullcrap!.India is not the land of milk and honey as you seem to think but a place crawling with mice and some 300 million souls living below the poverty line not too many all the oppression of minorities as seen in Gujarat and Assam a few years back..

    Your booming IT sector only enhances the lives of a few million that are involved so don’t fool yourself by thinking that you’re a fully developed nation.Fact is that it will take you hundreds of years to live like civil human beings where everyone can go to bed on a full stomach.

    Also let me tell you that Zaid Hamid is a hero who has seen conventional warfare thus is in a far better position to comment then some washed up patriot who probably drinks cow urine and regularly washes in the filthy Ganges!.The fact that his views greatly anger you people is a credit to him furthermore he’s correct in saying that India will fall apart sooner or later.

    Your RAW is certainly involved in terrorist activities in NWFP and Balochistan as clearly proved by many independent sources so this “butter won’t melt in our mouth” attitude is fooling no one!.Pakistan and the ISI should equally bombard India and openly support the many separatist movements within especially when elections are around the corner!.I say strike whilst the iron is hot!!

  3. Desh says

    Nice try… but it still doesn’t help Pakistan’s future. Even if I drink cow urine and bathe in the Ganges.. I wonder how would that save Pakistan from being gobbled up by the Taliban? Shouting and abusing the other guy does not and cannot save you from mess. You have to fight your own devils. But the sad thing is that the very people who are destroying your country and handing over Pak on a silver platter to Taliban are the ones you eulogize as messiahs – Zaid Hamid, Hamid Gul etc.

    Far from being angry about a joker like Zaid Hamid, one pities that kind of mentality… and all the Pakistanis who love to go by him. I still remember how he said Ajmal was really “Amar Singh” and not a Pakistani. Imagine someone dies for your cause and you don’t even recognize that person thereafter. That is the plight of your Army people and the poor kids who become Jehadis. They even lose their identity. IN fact during Kargil War, Pakistan even declined to accept the bodies of its own Army dead! India had to finally bury them – with full Islamic rites.

    One can only pity you and your “heroes”. Good luck!

  4. Desh says

    Nice try… but it still doesn’t help Pakistan’s future. Even if I drink cow urine and bathe in the Ganges.. I wonder how would that save Pakistan from being gobbled up by the Taliban? Shouting and abusing the other guy does not and cannot save you from mess. You have to fight your own devils. But the sad thing is that the very people who are destroying your country and handing over Pak on a silver platter to Taliban are the ones you eulogize as messiahs – Zaid Hamid, Hamid Gul etc.

    Far from being angry about a joker like Zaid Hamid, one pities that kind of mentality… and all the Pakistanis who love to go by him. I still remember how he said Ajmal was really “Amar Singh” and not a Pakistani. Imagine someone dies for your cause and you don’t even recognize that person thereafter. That is the plight of your Army people and the poor kids who become Jehadis. They even lose their identity. IN fact during Kargil War, Pakistan even declined to accept the bodies of its own Army dead! India had to finally bury them – with full Islamic rites.

    One can only pity you and your “heroes”. Good luck!

Comments are closed.

Get Drishtikone Updates
in your inbox

Subscribe to Drishtikone updates and get interesting stuff and updates to your email inbox.