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Funny Signs and Notices from Gujarat

1.In an Ahmedabad Hotel

Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read this notice.

2.In a Baroda hotel elevator

The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.

3.In a Surat hotel lobby

Please leave your values at the front desk.

4. In a hotel in Jamnagar

Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.

5.In a Ahmedabad hotel near Gujarat College

You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.

6. Edwards Laundry on Relief Road, Ahmedabad

Drop your trousers here for best results.

7.In a Bhavnagar hotel

Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is requested that the lobby be used for this purpose.

8.In an Anand laundry

Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time..

9.In a heritage hotel at Junagadh

Take one of our horse-driven city tours – we guarantee no miscarriages.

10.Advertisement for donkey rides in Rann of Kutch

Would you like to ride on your own ass?

11.In a 5-Star Hotel cocktail lounge in Ahmedabad

Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.

12.In the office of a Ahmedabad gynecologist

Specialist in women and other diseases.

13.In a Bharuch hotel

The manager has personally passed all the water served here………!!!!!!!!

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