1.In an Ahmedabad Hotel
Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read this notice.
2.In a Baroda hotel elevator
The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
3.In a Surat hotel lobby
Please leave your values at the front desk.
4. In a hotel in Jamnagar
Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.
5.In a Ahmedabad hotel near Gujarat College
You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
6. Edwards Laundry on Relief Road, Ahmedabad
Drop your trousers here for best results.
7.In a Bhavnagar hotel
Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is requested that the lobby be used for this purpose.
8.In an Anand laundry
Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time..
9.In a heritage hotel at Junagadh
Take one of our horse-driven city tours – we guarantee no miscarriages.
10.Advertisement for donkey rides in Rann of Kutch
Would you like to ride on your own ass?
11.In a 5-Star Hotel cocktail lounge in Ahmedabad
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
12.In the office of a Ahmedabad gynecologist
Specialist in women and other diseases.
13.In a Bharuch hotel
The manager has personally passed all the water served here………!!!!!!!!